An eponymolog is a special number derived from a person's name.
These numbers are generally used to help judge an individual's
personality and path in life. They have been used by people
as varied as the Kabalarians and the IRS. MindGuard uses them
to help personalize its psychotronic jamming to its users.
Certain types of psychotronic signals are designed to resonate
for specific individuals. By using an eponymolog, MindGuard
can better filter out signals targeted at you by matching your
eponymologically derived vibration with the vibration index of
the incoming signal.
MindGuard generates an eponymolog based on your full birthname.
It is important to use the EXACT name that you were given by
your parents, even if it isn't the one by which you are known.
Enter your name in the PsIdent window in the Eponymolog
section. Your eponymolog will be displayed in the space to the
NOTE: If your birth certificate contains misspellings, you MUST
enter your name with those misspellings intact.
NOTE: If you were named in a language that uses a non-Latin
character set (ie. Japanese, Russian, etc.) you should turn the
eponymolog off, since MindGuard's eponymolog functions
may not work properly. You may try spelling your name
phonetically, but it is very likely that this will not
Once you have your eponymolog, you may use it outside of
MindGuard for many purposes. For instance, buy as many lottery
tickets as you can using your eponymolog; you will be sure to
win! Also, when choosing a mate, make sure his/her eponymolog
resonates with yours (if your eponymolog is 36, you may choose
a mate that is a 6 or 108; if you find a 3, do what ever it
takes to get that person, even if they are married!) Further
uses are beyond the scope of this guide, please consult your
local library or
for more info.