User Manual
MindGuard's DePsych is a psychotronic/subliminal message brain-deprogrammer.

How DePsych Works:

    DePsych can remove psychotronically induced images, suggestions, etc. that have been building up in your mind through contact with various and sundry psychotronic vectors.

    DePsych creates a neuro-sensory pathway between you and your computer via the optic nerve. Holographically encoded information is presented with a blue line-band that takes advantage of your occipital lobe's parallax processing abilities to decode. DePsych sends you specially tuned, neural-resonating engrams that can cancel out most common types of psychotronic/subliminal programing. It also sends 'trigger-signals' that can flush and reset your short-term memory areas (what could be compared to the memory buffers for your sensory processing centers.)

    DePsych can handle the following types of mind-pollution:

    • post-hypnotic/psychotronic suggestions
    • subliminal-images:
      • empagrams
      • ideoglyphs
      • optillusions
      • product logos
    • synaesthetic associative memes
    • recursive harmonies:
      • circular logic
      • motor-reflex feedback
      • commercial jingles
    • political/cultural propaganda
    • and more


  • Turn off any lights in the room (except, of course, the monitor)

  • Position yourself so the distance from your eyes to the monitor corresponds with the following chart:

       Monitor Size   Eye Distance
       (in. diag.)
       8"             2"
       13"            3"
       15"            5"
       17"            7"
       21"            9"
  • Click the DePsych button in the main window.

  • Stare into the blue band that updates in the DePsych window, focusing your eyes behind the monitor so that the two squares above the blue band converge into one.

    CAUTION: Do not follow the green line as it updates the blue band. Doing so will compromise the deprogramming and may cause epileptic seizures.

  • Continue to stare until MindGuard tells you that all traces of psychotronic programing have been flushed. Be patient, it may take a while depending on the depth of psychotronic recursion.

  • If you need to abort a deprograming session before its completion, press the left mouse button

    WARNING: Aborting a deprograming session before MindGuard says to may leave psychotronic residue unflushed leaving you vulnerable to mind control.